So today, I was pretty stoked that I found a shiny Kabuto while on my walk during lunch. I decided to walk around downtown rather than Lake Eola today and it was worth it!
...until I passed by California Tortilla when some massively lame guy actually left his position at his job there to follow me down the street, all while shouting after me. Wearing his California Tortilla shirt and hat. Did I mention he was shouting at me and following me? "HEY SEXY WHAT'S GOOD wHERE U GOIN"
How is that ever supposed to be non-threatening? How is that "hot" in any way, shape or form?
Give me a shiny Kabuto. Then you can shout at me. Otherwise, go fuck yourself.
Cat Called: The Inappropriate, The Comical & The Depressing
This is a blog about my daily trials and tribulations while working in downtown Orlando.