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Re: Name Change

  • Writer: Emily Misura
    Emily Misura
  • Feb 19, 2018
  • 1 min read

Judge: why are you requesting this name change?

me: because technically it's part of my EMaculate conception. Get it? Because my name is EMily, but Misura also starts with M, which makes my initials also EM. And my mom's name is Mary like the virgin mother. 

Judge: This request is denied. You're a faggot.

me: Can I just change it to Irma Ferghet then?

Judge: get the fuck out of my courtroom.

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