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The more you ask...

me to tun around, the more I'm not going to.


When you add a PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST, definitely means I won't be turning around.


When you start adding, "HEY GIRL. GIRL. GIRL. GIRL," it's not a cute echo. You sound like a fucking idiot and need to get a grip on your ever-changing sense of reality.

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