• Emily Misura

Triple (Butthole) Play

Today is Friday! So of course, this means that the fuckery is running rampant while my patience is running incredibly low.


First run in was a heavier black man, mid 30s:, outside 7/11: "Hey, you got a nice booty."


Second run in when I was almost fully around the lake. I got to the World of Beer area and a black man also in his 30's asked to use my phone. I ignored it, at which point he said: "You're so pretty, you're so sweet, let me take you out to eat."

...not nearly as bad, but equally as stupid.


The third, final and worst was when I rounded the dreaded area by 7/11. I knew it was going to be fucked since there was a group of homeless-looking men hanging outside. I could hear them as I was walking up and kept my eyes down.

"Oh, here comes one."

"She's not gonna stop for you. Look, trying to get back to the office. She got a badge."

"I call dibs on that one." 

(they all chuckle)


GUESS WHAT, FUCKOS? I am not a piece of meat. Also, I hope you get hit by a car.


Not me, surprisingly enough.

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