• Emily Misura

WANG ALERT!

Yes, you read that correctly.


Today, while ending my casual stroll around the lake, the wang alarms sounded.


DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG DONG DING DONG-


you get the hint. Turns out a homeless guy felt like it'd be a good idea to whip it out and pee into a water bottle. I tried to alert a lady with kids that some dude had dropped pant(s?) and that she should shield her children's eyes but alas, she looked at me like I had dropped pant(s?)


And there you have it.


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