• Emily Misura

Don't fucking follow me

So today, I was pretty stoked that I found a shiny Kabuto while on my walk during lunch. I decided to walk around downtown rather than Lake Eola today and it was worth it!


...until I passed by California Tortilla when some massively lame guy actually left his position at his job there to follow me down the street, all while shouting after me. Wearing his California Tortilla shirt and hat. Did I mention he was shouting at me and following me? "HEY SEXY WHAT'S GOOD WHERE U GOIN"


How is that ever supposed to be non-threatening? How is that "hot" in any way, shape or form? 


Give me a shiny Kabuto. Then you can shout at me. Otherwise, go fuck yourself.


The tribe has spoken. You're a faggot.

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